~ Kids who refuse to ask for things politely- My youngest is like this right now. "Give me some food!" or " Let me on the 'puter!" And I never do any of these things until she says please. It has always been that way. You would think she would get the hint.
~ Criminals- Today, while at work, we had someone steal something out of our catering van. In broad daylight. In the middle of the day. Really??? And don't even get me started on the ones who are trying to turn my beloved Lexington into the crime capital of the nation.
~ The powers that be: Certain people in certain positions should not be in said positions. Also, if you don't like the way your community is headed, change the leadership. Vote. The end
~ People who want books to end all cozy and perfect- I love books. I love them more when the ending is realistic. She won't always end up with the guy you want. Doesn't mean you post bad reviews.
~ Cooking- I have lost the will to cook. I am still doing it, but my heart is not in it
~ Ants- They are taking over my house. And these are giant, monster ants. Makes me itch just looking at them
~ Dishes and Laundry- For real you two!!! Quit never being done.
~ Fatigue- I have been so tired and run down the last few weeks. This crazy weather is messing with me
~ Freezers- Why has someone not invented a freezer that always makes ice cream? You just push a button, like on the ice dispenser. Then I would not have a loose freezer door from slamming it. Get on this smart, engineering people.
~ Wooden cutting boards- I have this big, thick cutting board. My daughter was using it to make her Easy Bake Pretzels, and when she was done she leaned it against the cabinet. I forgot it was there and bumped it and it slammed down on my big toe. OUCH. I screamed and yelled and picked up the board and in my anger, and a moment of stupidity, I slammed it on my lap in frustration. DOUBLE OUCH. Now I have an almost broken toe and bruised kneecaps.
~ Easy Bake Ovens- Easy? You call that Easy? Maybe for me. But I do not WANT to sit and make pretzels and cookies I cannot eat. The instructions aren't even easy to understand. stupid toys that want to be the real thing but aren't and way more inconvenient.
~ Fast Food restaurants- I just want a gluten free hamburger bun at a place I can drive through. I'll pay more. Sometimes I am craving a Quarter Pounder. And it is just not the same bunless. I have tried, believe me. This makes me sad, especially during grilling season.
~ Customer Service Reps who do not like customers- We've all had to deal with these people. Why they take that job is beyond me. But they can ruin a good day.
~ Decisions- I cannot decide what to do with my hair, or where to go on a short vacation, or where to build a house, or what book to start next. Stresses. Me. Out.
That's all I have right now. (and for those of you wondering, yes, THIS is happening. Makes me crabby, what can I say?)